THIS ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE, DAVE. I thought we had an understanding.

Jay kay, jay kay. HOW CUTE IS THIS BABY GOING TO BE. SO CUTE.

This is important.

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At the Top Model LJ community, someone made a questionnaire, and I'm going to answer it here while nobody's looking.

1. If you were to rank the winners from best to worst, what would it be?

1. Danielle
2. Adrianne
3. Eva
4. Yoanna
5. Naima
6. CariDee
7. Jaslene
8. Nicole
9. Saleisha
10. Whitney

2. Who should have won each cycle? Was it the right girl or someone else? Which other girls would you have preferred over the winner?

1. I think Adrianne should have won this one, but I was kind of a big fan of both of the top 2. Adrianne is my favorite of the cycle, though, and it's not JUST because our names are similar.
2. Yoanna was gorgeous, and I agreed with this like crazy when it happened. In retrospect, though, I like so many of the C2 girls better than Yoanna. And that is why I'm glad that they didn't win this career-killing show.
3. Not gonna lie. Yaya.
4. Naima's pictures were not that good, but I rooted for her anyway.
5. Ew, I HATED Nicole. Nik and Bre should have been final 2.
6. <3 DANI.
7. Nah, that one fits. CariDee deserves nothing more.
8. Jaslene was not my favorite, but she IS a good model, relatively. I approve.
9. EW EW EW EW
10. EWWWWWW.

3. In each cycle, who should never have made it onto the show?

1. Nicole
2. Heather
3. Kelle, Cassie
4. Tatiana
5. Nicole, Sarah
6. Sara, Kari
7. Brooke (I love her as a person, but never "got" her)
8. Diana, Cassandra
9. Saleisha, Mila, Kimberly
10. Honestly? Almost everyone. Except Marvita, Aimee, and Katarzyna.
11. I didn't get Clark's look, personality be darned.

4. Who was robbed/got eliminated way too early?

1. Katie
2. Jenascia, Sara, April
3. NICOLE. And Toccara.
4. Brandy, Tiffany
5. Lisa
6. Leslie
7. Christian, Megan, Anchal
8. Jael
9. Lisa, Sarah, Janet
10. Marvita, AIMEE
11. Lauren Brie

5. Who went way farther than they should have?

1. Robin
2. Camille
3. Kelle, Cassie
4. Tatiana
5. Nicole, Jayla
6. Sara
7. The twins, Jaeda
8. Sarah
9. Saleisha, Chantal
10. Whitney, Anya, Fatima, Dominique, Claire

6. If you were to rank the cycles by their overall casts from best to worst, what would it be?

2, 6, 11, 3, 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10

7. Top 20 favorite girls, regardless of cycle.

1. April C2
2. Sara C2
3. Jenascia C2
4. Nicole C3
5. Toccara C3
6. Sheena C11
7. Bre C5
8. Eugena C7
9. Lisa C9
10. Brittany C4
11. Anchal C7
12. Mercedes C2
13. Adrianne C1
14. Dionne C8
15. Leslie C6
16. Dani C6
17. Jade C6
18. Marvita C10
19. Nik C5
20. Christian C7

8. Top ten least favorite girls, regardless of cycle.

1. Whitney C10
2. Saleisha C9
3. Nicole C5
4. Jayla C5
5. Claire C10
6. Robin C1
7. Heather C2
8. Clark C11
9. Chantal C9
10. Whitney C10 again.

I want to do a Q tribute. SO I WILL.









this is funny, short, and not embeddable.



There isn't enough good Q stuff on youtube.

Man, I love Hetch Hetchy. Can I get a bumper sticker like that or something? It is cafepress time, y'all.

No, keep watching. I promise.

I've watched this a lot now, and it never stops being fascinating:



I think it's a UK promo from back in season 1. Or before season 1, or whatever. It's so hot, mais oui? So hot. Why was I not part of this cast? Specifically: Maggie Grace. Or, for the purposes of this promo, any of the ladies. Because awesome.

So as much time as I spend on Yahoo!, I have to say that one thing I hate about it is that the blogs generally suck.

I mean, did anyone THINK Top Model was serious? Still? Really?