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29 September 2008

Hahaha. I really want to know who found my blog by googling "apush backstreet boys nsync". Also, I want to know why that person was googling that. Clearly either that person knew it was a surefire way to find my blog or that person is basically just like me.

No, you don't understand. I really, really love Analeigh.











I really, really hope she doesn't win so that she can actually have a career.

On the subject of people I DON'T love:



Blondes can't love other blondes. It's a rule.

KIDDING! I love you even if you're a fellow blonde and therefore my blood rival.

AND MY ONE TRUE LOVE OF ALL ANTM TIME:

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25 September 2008

I really miss LOST.



I REALLY miss LOST.

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24 September 2008

I was honestly kind of sad to see that this place exists, because I wanted to make my own and sell them in my shop. Although I could always make a better design and just make one for me.

Speaking of awesome cafepress shops, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, th/is, this, this, and always this.

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23 September 2008

This is how I feel every single day.

21 September 2008

Found this at the ANTM LJ comm.

During casting panel you would learn that: I am shy, but nice to the other girls. I don't get involved in their early catfights and things, and therefore don't really get much screentime. Most people, when going over the contestants in their head after the casting episode, would completely forget me every time.

The past contestant I’d likely be compared to is: Cycle 3's Nicole. Remember how we forgot her that one time? Me neither. Oh or I'd be compared to C9 Heather and Nik for always doing those 3/4 profile shots instead of head-on. Or C4 Michelle for looking like a freak, or C10 Lauren for walking like a freak.

In the house I would be: The quiet girl. Occasionally, in the background, you'd hear me go "Hey, come on, guys," or something like that. Actually, in post-show interviews, you would learn that I was funny and outgoing, but it wasn't shown on camera. Also, I might be shown as being kind of snooty, though post-show interviews with other girls would deny that, too.

In makeover they would probably: Give me a warm, chocolatey brown. And extensions. Or something.

My modeling strengths would be: My strange, ugly-pretty, so-wrong-it's-right, "high-fashion" awkward beauty.

My modeling weaknesses would be: My walk. It really is as useless as a flashlight in the dark with no batteries.

The edit I would get would be: No personality.

I would be eliminated because: When the judges saw your CoverGirl commercial, they just felt like it had no. Personality. At. All.

I would win because: I'm "high fashion"! And oh so nice :D and something about how far I've come in this competition!

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17 September 2008

If anyone was wondering what ridiculously overpriced item they should get me for any particular upcoming event, this is it:

HMM?

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13 September 2008

I'm so glad this show is back on.

MAKEOVER WEEK is HEEEEERE

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12 September 2008

;_;

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09 September 2008

You know, I'm still angry at the ending of Pretty In Pink.

I think I always will be.

08 September 2008

I'm in love with America's Next Top Model Cycle 11's Analeigh.



In a very heterosexual, straight girl kind of way.

I completely take back the Miley Cyrus bunny comment, because it's not her fault that pre-show photos suck. I love this girl.

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This is art.

01 September 2008

I don't really feel like formatting the LOST countdown thingy on the sidebar any better than it already is. The point is that my gosh, 150 days. I didn't even know they'd set a date for it?

Also? The title is "Because You Left".

HAH.

I freaking miss this show.

And I feel obligated to post who my favorite ANTM 11 contestants are despite the fact that I claim that I don't like ANTM anymore. Also? It's an entirely arbitrary list.

1. Sheena
2. Marjorie
3. Elina
4. Isis
5. Hannah
6. Brittany
7. ShaRaun
8. Joslyn
9. Lauren Brie
10. Nikeysha
11. McKey
12. Clark
13. Analeigh
14. Samantha

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