In possibly the world's greatest upset ever in the history of the world (of my blog), I must announce... A RECOUNT!!

As it turns out, the commentor claiming to be Admiral Ackbar is not Admiral Ackbar, but, indeed, a mere octopus that broke free of its straitjacket several months ago and has been taking on the roles of famous fictional octopus-based people since then... in other words, Admiral Ackbar.

He has since been hunted down and killed by people whom I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT HIRE IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN MY BLOG'S REPUTATION AS A SERIOUS BUSINESS TECHNIQUE. He will, therefore, be moved to the new "In Memoriam" section of the SporkPoints. Also, I just realized that it's Memorial Day. The two are actually not related. No, really.

In response to your complaints, children, I'm going to punish you all with a COMPLETELY OBNOXIOUS GLITTER TEXT BANNER PARADE!!!



















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