I AM NOT KIDDING. THIS HAS TO STOP.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071026/ap_on_en_tv/lost_actor

WHAT IS THIS?! Could you PLEASE all stop getting DUIs, castaways?

Is it fair to say that this is the end of Jin?

Oh, I would think so. Maybe the stress will make Sun have a miscarriage, and somehow she'll survive because of it.

BUT THIS IS NO TIME FOR "LOST" SPECULATION. THIS IS A TIME TO SAY THAT YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.

Not you guys. "Lost" actors.

There is a frightening amount of static around right now. Hair, please stop sticking to my face.

In other news, Kid Rock got in a fight at a waffle house. What the heck can you fight about at a WAFFLE HOUSE? Man, my life would both be less interesting and make more sense if it were not for Kid Rock.

Yahoo! has the full story here. I'm hungry for waffles.

Actually, that's not entirely correct. Waf-FULLS, which were those delicious Eggo things that don't seem to exist anymore.

I want the strawberry ones.

Wait, so according to this interview with Zachary Quinto, James Kyson Lee, and Noah Gray-Cabey (aka Sylar, Ando, and Micah of "Heroes," respectively), Noah Gray-Cabey is an 11-year-old freshman in high school.

I might be crazy and ZQ might have been exaggerating or something, but FWAH?!

P.S. Buy me a shirt. It does actually support charity!

EDIT: Yeah, it's true.

Hi.

I'm a zombie today.

I died night before last, when I discovered that connecting to the Internet led to Blue Screen of Death on my home computer. You know. The one I'm supposed to use.

I don't really know what to say.

I have school computers. I'm glad I go to school for this reason alone.

Hold me.

Nah, I'll survive. We'll fix this... somehow... ah, if only I were the one in charge of the software. And the hardware. And the house, heck, why not? But at least I can still play games on the other computer.

Oh, and like... word process or whatever. But mostly Creatures 3. Last night was quite the soap opera on the wonderful world of... oh, I can't remember what I called it, but whatever.

Note to self: Stop spending f'realz time on eyeliner on math days. You just fall asleep and get all smudgy within the first hour anyway, and then you go to the hot teacher class looking what? Say it with me now: smudgy. And your eyes sting. And then you rub them and get DOUBLE SMUDGY EYES.

My life is a constant battle.

Throughout the ages, a certain question has persistently bewildered mankind. Though some believe they know the answer or something close to it, no one can truly claim to know for a fact that their answer is the correct one.

You, gentle readers, are, as well we all know, intelligent and inquisitive young being, and none of you are arrogant enough, I'm sure, to presume that you do, in fact, know the answer.

The question to which I refer, of course, is the age-old query--

WHO'S YO' DADDY?!

Well, through painstaking research, I can honestly say that I have found an answer--nay, THE answer--to this question.

STRIPED WALL: A SCREENCAP COLLECTIVE.

That's who is yo' daddy.

Heroes. Arrested Development. ER. Drive. PotC. Serenity. Mulan. Other stuff. GO GO GO! I, meanwhile, will be squeeing at Sylar screencaps. LOVE LOVE LOVE.

ANTM CYCLE 9 SPOILERS FOLLOW









Well, aren't YOU lucky that Victoria went blonde.

And aren't WE lucky she went somewhere else, too. I have to admit, I only liked her second shot.

Also, Nigel's wife?! But she's... she's... gee, she's kind of nice and happy, isn't she? And her very presence makes Nigel happy, too, doesn't it?

Darn.

I guess I have to stop hating her.

I hate it when the people I mercilessly hate turn out to be nice people. Doggone it.

In other news, Lisa looks good all the time and Janet is so someone I would hang out with. OH and Sarah, stop losing weight, but keep looking fabulous. I think out of all the Sara(h)s on ANTM, you're my favorite, and that's pretty impressive, because it's hard to beat Cycle 2 Sara. She was heck of hot.

Also, I like how Wiki already is like "Hah we know the call-out order for every single episode this cycle," and they're definitely wrong. All the time.

Finally, I'm not happy that they don't actually have the heights of the girls listed on either Wikipedia or CWTV.com, because I said so.

Finally finally, Bianca? YOU CAN DO IT. Now start playing nice with the other girls.

Finally FINALLY finally, SUTAN! I LOVE YOU!

Post finally FINALLY finally... BENNY NINJA NEXT WEEK! WOOOOOOO! What does he do for a living, exactly? I would love for my career to just be being Benny Ninja.

MAKEOVER EPISODE.

TONIGHT.

I'm talking about Top Model, of course. BE EXCITED. Also, new ANTM Cycle 9 icons at my LiveJournal, updated for the first time in a year and four days!

And I'm not kidding. Victoria goes redhead, ten bucks for me.

I kind of like this.

RECAP: ANTM Episode 3: The rock climbing one, which I think is called "The Girls Go Rock Climbing" or some such nonsense.

Ummmm Janet walked well and I liked that. Then Bianca was mean, Saleisha was kind of annoying, Ebony had low self-esteem, and Lisa was afraid of heights and still did really well on the photoshoot. Then Tyra and Ms. J were insane and Nigel was pretty. Just like last week, the first girl to talk in the episode/the girl who talked the most in the episode was the girl who went home.

Next week, MAKEOVERZORZ YAY. Supposedly someone's going bald, but that cooooould just be an exaggeration. Rumor has it that the girl who's going bald is...

























...not going to be named here. Geeze, you guys, what do you think I am?

I'm playing Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis (1992) on SCUMMVM right now, and the music for stuff is different. In particular, the music for the part where you use the statue to open the door between the canal and the 2nd ring sounds distressingly like the theme to "Big Comfy Couch".

I've got to come to terms with the fact that I'm not, in fact, clinically depressed.

I'm just lazy.