So Spirit Day is on Tuesday, and our theme is medieval. After church today, therefore, I went to my sister's to search through her wondeful collection of medieval clothing. Now, I'm wearing a tiara with a long white veil and my mother's wedding dress from when she married my dad.
It's weird. This dress is very Maid Marion: ivory, long, long cords lacing up in the front, flowing. When Mom got married over the summer, though, she wore this strapless lavender dress that hit her ankles and didn't do any actual flowing. It was a nice dress, but the Maid Marion one seems so much more like I always thought my mom was.
I guess I was wrong. Maybe she was never the same person I always thought she was. So what does that make me? Am I even less like her than I'd imagined? Is she a stranger to me, or am I a stranger to her?
I am even more alone here than I thought.

What the heck is a blockquote? Am I bored and homeworkless? Why yes I am!

-Urban Leopard

I'm choosing to change my name. Not officially, but just for anyone who happens to know me.
My new name is Urban Leopard. You may call me Leopard.

A witch, a temptress. In medieval times you would
have been on the stake - you call for higher
powers, curse your enemies and cen forsee the
future. Noone could ever resist you if you have
set your mind to it. You are powerfull and
unvulnarable in our magical armor.


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The Idea ran
In red: a crow, a bridge
Holding the childhand
Of my Idea
In utero
One I did not let go of

Aye, it be the decision o' THE Connie Chung ta extend Talk Like A PIRATE Weekend (unoficially) t'a whole scurrrvy MONTH! Arr, and that be me on her blog there. While you're talkin' all piratey, why not go an' read On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers, eh? Aharr, it be the original inspiration fer the scurrrvy MONKEY ISLAND!! Why do we be knowin that? Arr, because RON GILBERT SAID SO is why! Arrrr!

Aye, it be the decision o' THE Connie Chung ta extend Talk Like A PIRATE Weekend (unoficially) t'a whole scurrrvy MONTH! Arr, and that be me on her blog there. While you're talkin' all piratey, why not go an' read On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers, eh? Aharr, it be the original inspiration fer the scurrrvy MONKEY ISLAND!! Why do we be knowin that? Arr, because RON GILBERT SAID SO is why! Arrrr!

Oh, but I don't love the ladies. Arr.


ok, now DON'T LAUGH. Or else.

*cries*

*drools* yea, I knew it the whole time... *sigh*

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HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, YA SISSIFIED SEA URCHINS!
Arr, and ta see a longer post on this, why don't ye hop over ta me xanga fer a post?

My day just got a little better.

Meet Traylor Howard. She is supposed to replace Sharona.
Anyone else find this heinous?

That Mike Nesmith aye can sin', aye.

You Are A Pirate!


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YOUR PIRATE NAME IS: Gentleman Jim

Adriane P*********, your pirate name is Landlubber Esmerelda

Old name: Adriane P*********
We'll now call ye: Pirate Doris the Pink


Old name: Adriane P*********

We'll now call ya:

Hot Knife Rita

Old name: Adriane P*********

If anyone can pronounce it, you will be called:

Hö Stewart

--and this is so great, it's even on my xanga--
ADRIANE HAS A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

which would be that i found my fine point sharpie.

But what I really wanted to say was...
ARRR! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Weekend
from the scurrrrvy 17th of September to the
scurrrrvier 19th of September! Avast! I be startin'
early, but then, I already had been missin' this day
two years in a row, ya scallions!

My sharpie is frickin awesome, dude.

HELLO WORLD!!!!!!! DID YOU MISS ME????
EXPLANATION TO WHY I HAVE SO PATHETICALLY BEEN GONE: I have had no power over the internet and all I have been allowed to do until getting back on the school computers is check my email. Oh! And send my email!
I missed you all so deeply. Thankfully, I have been able to show my seething rage in other, more subtle ways towards the People with the Power, who control my computer right now.
Hah, what if they're reading this right now and I get all busted and then I run away from home? Wouldn't that be funny!
SAVE SHARONA FLEMING PETITION HERE
Yeah, so I was playing Monkey Island 1 on the Windows ME... big mistake. It froze the computer and made it go into 16 colors and 640x480 screen resolution. Little biter. And then I finally restored it after 3 days, but the People with the Power decide that it must be that darn internet, so we need more virus software... which, of course, I will deactivate as soon as I can. Once we finally get it. Until then, my internet connection is cut downstairs and I can't really do anything on the computer because it is such a boring computer. And a tempermental computer which doesn't like to run my pretty, pretty games.
In the meantime, Connie's blog is infinitely amusing. And