Nor do I relish looking at Orlando Bloom. Especially when he's alongside Johnny Depp. It's not that hard a choice, in my superior opinion. X-p
A hard choice would be choosing between Hugh Jackman and David Wenham in a movie like, say, the upcoming Van Helsing.
In closing: Long live biscuits.

I'm sorry, but I just don't find Brad Pitt physically attractive.
Oh, and a casual observer (me) noted that I forgot confessions, and I say, "forget it, no one cares anyway."

You Blessed Me With Luminescence and I Pay You With Naught But Refuse.
Quite. Go on then.

There are stripes on the back of my aching left hand and leopard print on the palm side. The spirit rally was nightmarish. I wanted to fly up and morph into a grotesque creature of evil, then spit bolts of fire down on the JV song girls. I think you all know how I feel. Unless you have *gasp* school spirit.

I hate tetanus shots. My arm muscles ache, and it hurts to carry anything in my left arm.

It's impossible for your life to suck because you
don't HAVE a life to suck.


Does Your Life Suck?
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you have captin jack sparrows eyes.people can tell
you are an adventurous person who knows what
you want in life.you live life to the
fullest.and unlike wil you usually have a plan
to get the things you want.


Which Pirates of the Caribbean character's eyes do you have?
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You want to hit Gilderoy Lockheart with a train.
Put him out of his misery.


Which Harry Potter Character Would You Hit With A Train? (done, w/images)
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And just in case you're wondering, I left out that end parenthesis from the last post on purpose. It's... um... art!

Okay, today is a bit boring and I have to get a tetanus shot after school, so I'm going to bore you so hard you CRY. How, you ask? By telling you exactly what is in my pocket!!! MY RIGHT POCKET!!!! IN MY JACKET!!!

-A broken pencil used solely for its eraser
-A hairbrush (Conair, like you care... ha, that rhymed.)
-A Bay Area Youth Conference program with "HUGH JACKMAN!!!" written on it a lot
-A pen with no thing to push down to make the pen part come out
-The thing you use to make the pen part come out (broken)
-Modern World vocabulary (I almost wrote "vocab ular y" and I know not why)
-A picture of the voice in my head (a chicken with a bald human head wearing a metal eyepatch nailed to his skin)
-Various Latin phrases (such as "Magister Mundi sum!" or "I am the master of the universe!"
-Half a pencil, which was then halved in the other way and has been partially eaten by Adriane the beaver
-And a miniscule sticky piece of a water bottle label... hmm...
What's in your pocket? Do tell!

What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
Name
Birthdate
You killed
With a
On	January 12, 2011
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BEAUTIFUL ICE PRINCESS/PRINCE .You need distance
between you and your partner in your
relationship. You are very difficult to get.
You have big requirements and this one you love
must try hard to get you. But after she/he melt
your heart she/he will be the most happy person
in the world. You need someone who shoes you
that you are special and it makes you feel
good to see that you are loved. She/He shall
know that you could easily get another
girl/boyfriend but you wont as long as you
love him. when she/he hurts you you will hurt
him too, but in general you dont get hurt. If
your partner cheated you ,you would react cold
and immediately (try to) forget him
PLEASE VOTE, I want to know what you think about my
quiz, I worked hard on it.You can always
message me or tell me how I can improve that
quiz. Ill sure write back.


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Thanks to Connie Chung (not that one), you can now google my name and end up with six results about me (including omitted results).

That knuckle thing isn't as cool as having pica, though.

My knuckles are exceptionally red today.

Steve is not dead, my friend. He's not quite dead, anyway. Maybe he was that teacher in my school. That would have been cool, but I don't think it was him. No news on that, by the way.
Email me. Just don't lynch me, please.

You have to go here if you aren't offended by political jokes. Otherwise don't, because I don't enjoy being lynched, and if it's happened to you, you know what I mean.

A special ed teacher at my school overdosed on marijuana and started taking his clothes off in the middle of class. It took five police officers and two firefighters--at least--to get him onto a stretcher.
My college prep school. Ah huh.

King Andre is my favorite minor character in Monkey Island, and this fanart does him justice, yessiree. Woo.
Luckily for you, my brain isn't all fried up because the breeze outside wasn't filling my nose with outrid, arid reminders of global warming. Ooh. I'm good. :-)
So is this picture of Lemonhead.
Hyvaa.
How do you say "I don't speak English" in Finnish? I know someone must know... Email me if you happen to have the answer. Finnish is quite a spiffy language.
That picture of Lemonhead makes his torso look like Artanis' from Starcraft: Brood Wars.

I don't really hate you all. It's the stupid weather and all my disillusionment. The world is a bitter pile of ice shards.
By the way, if you google my name with omitted results included, you get five results.
Hey, what happened to that Dominic Armato fan page?
Email me if you know anything about that.
Thanks to ye.

I'm sick of using the word "frickin" because it's crap.

Okay, truth be told, nothing really happened at the youth conference except for I ate two of those little bags of Doritos, got backed up on the bridge for way too long and didn't get back until midnight. So basically I was just awake from 5:30 am to midnight:15 and I have a lot of social studies crap to do. And no one ever emails me and everything sucks and life sucks. I wish I were a cat. If I were a domesticated cat, I could just sit around wherever I frickin wanted to. But it might kind of suck in this crap heat we're in. And neutering would suck, but let's not go into that.
You all don't suck, naturally. *rolls eyes* Of course, you could stay off my hit list forever if you would email me...
My hit list grows every day. One of the ways to keep the voices away. By the way, Confession Wednesday is coming up soon, so email me your confessions. I know you aren't going to. But I would feel justified as a person if you did, you freaks.
No, wait, I didn't mean that. Don't hurt me. I'm in enough pain. Crap, I am, too. What the frick is wrong with me? I'm always frickin in pain.
LoveOfHades@yahoo.com

More song requests from, yes, ADRIANE! By the way, my name can actually be Googled now with 3 results, two of which are on RiverOfWords.org and another of which is in The Farmington Daily Times.
What an honor.
Tomorrow, I'll talk about Youth Conference, but today, I have another song request by Adriane, which, surprisingly, is a Nickelback. These are the lyrics to "Leader of Men," as seen on the official site.

Leader of Men by CHAD KROEGER, performed by NICKELBACK
Tell your friends not to think aloud
Until they swallow
Whisper things into my brain
Your voice sounds so hollow

I am not a leader of men
Since I prefer to follow
Do you think I could have a drink
Since it's so hard to swallow
So hard to swallow

So turn the television off
and I will sing a song
And if you suddenly have the urge
You can sing along

I touch your hand, I touch your face
I think the fruit is rotten
Give me lessons on how to breath
Cause I think I've forgotten
I think I've forgotten

One day, up to a cliff
That overlooked the water
I jumped in to save a girl
It was somebody's daughter
And now the ring is on my hand
It was given to me by her
To this day we all sit around
And dream of ways to get higher
To get much higher

FRIDAY: The day I spend my lifetime (okay, week) in anticipation for. And to finish off the school week and this week of blogging (because I can't blog tomorrow; I'm out of the city from six am to eleven pm), we're going to satiate a song lyric request. And because no one ever requests anything or emails me or any of that crap, it's my song lyric request. This is one of the most uplifting songs that I listen to. It's "Just For" (or, on the album Curb, "Just Four"), by Nickelback (*koffkoff* CHAD KROEGER RULES MY WORLD *koffkoff*). And I guess you all love Nickelback, because no one has WRITTEN ME SAYING OTHERWISE. (LoveOfHades@yahoo.com)

Just For
I want to
Take his eyes out
Just for looking at you
Yes I do
I want to take his hands off
Just for touching you
Yes I do

And I want to rip his heart out
Just for hurting you
And I want to break his mind down
Yes I do, yes I do, yes I do

And I want to make him regret
life since the day he met you
Yes I do
And I want to make him take back
All that he took from you
Yes I do

And I want to rip his heart out
Just for hurting you
And I want to break his mind down
Yes I do, yes I do, yes I do, yes I do, yes I do

And I want to rip his heart out
Just for hurting you
And I want to break his mind down
Yes I do, yes I do, yes I do, yes I do

HA! And I don't care about ANY of your opinions because I'M HATING ALL OF THIS ANYWAY. But please send me your mail telling me that you love/hate/wish to offer cheese to me and my Nickelback and CHAD KROEGER opinions.
"I've been a loser all my life, I'm not about to change"- Chad Kroeger of Nickelback, Woke Up This Morning.

Now for my *highly controversial* post which I meant to post on Tuesday, before I realized how lazy I am. Now, most of you probably will stop even reading my blog (yeah, like you read it anyway), but oh well. Deal, all you people out in Internetland.
All right. Here goes. I hope no one looks at me funny when I post this...
Top Five Reasons that Nickelback Rocks, Despite What All My Friends Say
{5} They use the phrase "Bribe the devil" (in Good Times Gone)
{4} Mike Kroeger's hat on the "Live At Home" DVD. Woo!
{3} The line "I want to take his eyes out/ Just for looking at you" (Just Four/Just For)
{2} The way they trash that room in the "Leader of Men" video
{1} Chad Kroeger is the man. WOO!!
Thank you. You may send me gratuitous hate mail immediately at LoveOfHades@yahoo.com.

Confessions Wednesday
Confession Numero Uno: I had something to blog yesterday. But I'm just so lazy.
Confession Numero Due: The only email I've had lately are confirmation emails for mucho crap and the extremely improtant notice that I can get Yahoo! on my mobile. Oh joy, my nonexistent mobile can have Yahoo! on it.
Confession Numero Tre: I enjoy polynomials. *gasp* I am such a complete nerd. I'm ashamed of myself, really.
Confession Numero Quattro: I bond with CDs. Like, I freaking bond with CDs. It really weirds everyone out, but I always have to have one bonding moment with a CD to truly love it. Yesterday, after school, as I waited for the bus, I bonded with Silver Side Up.
Confession Numero Cinque: People hate my blog. I know this as a fact. But I wish they'd at least email me about it.
Confession Numero Sei: I am searching for Chad Kroeger pictures even as we speak.

Thank you, thank you.

Send in your confessions for Confession Wednesdays at LoveOfHades@yahoo.com
Hey, that worked. I'm a genius.

I'm addicted to making links.
What Piece of the Monkey Island Ultimate Insult are you? (Adriane's first quiz)

Aren't you proud of me? I made a link! WOO MAMA!
Connie's inspirational blog
World of Monkey Island
Nickelback. Give it to me hard.
And last, but most certainly least, Listen to ME!!

THE CHAD-- The Chad Kroeger fanlisting

Lawrence Ferlinghetti walked down the aisle right past me.

If I had wanted to, I could have pushed him right over.

Ha freakin' ha.

Okay, so I've become addicted to Yobi's Basic Spelling Tricks, and now I'm stuck on the second to last level with this little Yobi man sitting and whistling and asking me, "Are you lost?"
Does anyone know how to get past level "light," the second to last level?
PLEASE tell me at LoveOfHades@yahoo.com.
AH! He said it again!!

Update**I finished! Yay!

Hanging at Dad's...
Dad: I like your poem. You've got the gunga-dunga-blunga going on.
Me: The what?!
Dad: The gunga-dunga-blunga.
Me: What language is that, Dad?
Dad: It's Desperanto.
Me: I suppose you're fluent in that?
Dad: It's what desperadoes speak instead of Esperanto.

***Wednesday Confessions with ADRIANE***
Confession: Last night, I played Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon. It wasn't that easy. Seriously, it wasn't. And I finished it, yes, but more than that, I freaking had fun. HA. In defiance, I played, and I struggled and I puzzled until it was late. AND I ENJOYED IT.

Confession 2: I watched "Sesame Street," "Teletubbies," "Reading Rainbow," and "Between the Lions" yesterday. In that order.

Confession 3: I have dreams about random people from my math class. I had a dream where someone from my math class that I really don't know went to my birthday party. Last night, I had a dream that another person was threatening to kill me and talking about how he wanted to stick a knife down my throat.

Send me your confessions at LoveOfHades@yahoo.com and I will publish them (as long as they're *appropriate*)!

I notice that no Monkey Island fans have taken my quiz at http://quizilla.com/users/Lithium307/quizzes/Which%20Piece%20of%20Monkey%20Island's%20ULTIMATE%20INSULT%20are%20YOU%3F
SO COPY THE LINK AND PASTE IT AND EMAIL ME AT LOVEOFHADES@YAHOO.COM.

My name is on the riverofwords.org site as the Shasta Bioregion winner! Go and find my name!

Go to listentome.net NOW to appease your local Adriane.

And now, Adriane's aroma personality type is... LEAF

Are you a bit detached? Often lost in your thoughts? Then you probably fit the profile of Worwood's leaf types, who are the absent-minded professors of the world. (Einstein was probably a leafie.) Leaf types want to understand the world, and use their flexible minds to see it in new ways. They can be considered a bit nerdy by some, and can sometimes sound like walking encyclopedias, but interest in knowledge is the main passion of the leaf life.

Leaf types tend to be a little solitary and shy, and may seem socially awkward because they dislike small talk. However, they are not people-haters--they are genuinely interested in what people have to say and prefer really getting into a person's head over just chitchatting. Leaf types can be very vulnerable to criticism and prone to melancholy. It's important for true leafie types to beware of getting down in the dumps, and to remember to enjoy themselves! Ideas can be great, but experience can provide even more interesting food for thought.

soothing scents for you:
Tea Tree, Eucalyptus, Cinnamon, Peppermint, Patchouli

This is my favorite dialogue in the whole of Knights of the Old Republic. All of you who don't play it or don't love Carth Onasi probably don't know what it is or don't care.

Carth Onasi: I can't hate you. I tried... I wanted to hold you responsible for all the things you've done. For my... for my wife, for Telos... for Dustil. But I can't.

Player Character: I'm glad to hear that.

CO: I got the revenge I always wanted when Saul died, but it hasn't brought me the peace that I thought it would.

CO: That's why I can't hate you, why I don't want any more revenge. You don't have to be Revan, you can be so much more. Whatever the Jedi did to you, they gave you that chance.

CO: You have this huge destiny waiting for you, and I just fear that if you're alone it could swallow you whole. I mean, is there room in there for me? Will you let me help you?

CO: I want you to make the right choice. I want to give you a reason to.

PC: What sort of a reason?

CO: You gave me a future. I want to give you a future, too... with me. I think I could love you, if you gave me the chance.

PC: I think I could love you, too.

CO: Well then I'm... I'm glad. Let's... let's face the future togther, then... there's still a lot to do.

http://quizilla.com/users/Lithium307/quizzes/Which%20Piece%20of%20Monkey%20Island's%20ULTIMATE%20INSULT%20are%20YOU%3F

Paste this link into your browser, MONKEY ISLAND fans!

Guess what: I sign up for things to get confirmation letters, so WRITE ME at LoveOfHades@yahoo.com. And I know that's not a link, but it isn't that hard to remember. BE MY FRIEND!!!

Come As You Are- Nirvana
Come as you are, as you were,
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy.
Take your time, hurry up
The choice is yours, don't be late.
Take a rest, as a friend, as an old memoria
Memoria (x3)

Come dowsed in mud, soaked in bleach
As I want you to be
As a trend, as a friend, as an old memoria
Memoria (x3)

And I swear that I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun (x2)

Memoria (x3)

Memoria - and I don't have a gun

And I swear that I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun (x4)

Memoria (x2)

These lyrics posted in sacred memory of Kurt Cobain, d. April 1994

What lyrics do you want me to publish? Email me at LoveOfHades@yahoo.com

How come the tag for boldface contains a "b" but the italicizing tag is an "em"?

Okay, well, now that my Young Women's leader Emily (did I fail to mention that I'm Mormon? We invented the TV, you know. Those Mormons.) has told the "Jeopardy" story of my infancy, I might as well just tell the two of you who read my blog (<--cheap ripoff of a listentome.net thing) the whole story, even though one of you has already heard it.

I was 3, right, and I was sitting in the middle of church. Literally, in the center (for the first and last time ever). And the people were passing the sacrament, and that means it gets really quiet. So then I guess I started singing "doo doo doo doo doo doo doooo..." <--ubiquitous Jeopardy theme song.

I repeat: I WAS THREE. It wasn't that funny. Seriously. Maybe if people hadn't mistaken me for a boy when I was young, I wouldn't have been that disturbed.

(I'm blonde. And I used to look bald and had really light eyelashes.)

And I'm really shaky right now. It happens as an aftereffect of gym class. I have no idea why. Can you two explain this phenomenon? Do you simply want me to shut up and talk about something interesting? Or nothing at all? Either way, email me at LoveOfHades@yahoo.com. Or I will keep talking.

Guess how many new emails I have! That's right! None!! YOU ALL SUCK!!

And yes, these are all from listentome.net. You should go there.
You should go there now.

I figured out another reason why I'm pathetic.

I put my name on the "Sheriff Gringo for President" mailing list just so I'd get email (LoveOfHades@yahoo.com). BECAUSE NOBODY EMAILS ME. Hint hint. (Note how I didn't even put that in asteriks. I'm that desperate.)

Sheriff Gringo for president!

URL: http://www.listentome.net/gringo2004

If you don't know what to email me about when you email me immediately, I really didn't get today's article in the Chronicle (sfgate.com) about Kurt Cobain in the Datebook section. Are they dissing him? Because if they are, they will suffer.

Oh, they will suffer.

"If you try to make everyone follow your plan, you're really no better than a gym teacher."- Tino Tonitini (played by Jason Marsden, woo WOO), The Weekenders

I hope you like the new name. EMAIL ME!!

You belong in the land of darkness, otherwise known
as one of the worlds in which I dwell. All here
is beauty inspired by tragedy and great sorrow.
Write or go through other creative outlets to
express the anguish you may be feeling, and
never let anyone tell you that you are just
being 'weepy' or full of 'teenage angst'(if
you're a teenager.If not, then they really
should be punished for calling you one. They
probably are trying to insult your
maturity...fools.)and always remain yourself,
dark and amazing. Never change.


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Does anyone know where I can get the adventure game "Day of the Tentacle"? My soul yearns for it.
I WANT IT. NOW. AND A DONUT.
Seriously though, email me at LoveOfHades@yahoo.com if you have any idea where I can get it because I really want it.

At the time you are depressive and stuck somewhere.
In the middle of nowhere, looking for an exit but
it seems so far away or you may cant see it.
Everyone comes in that part of his/her life onetime
but what are you going to do about it?
May you start feeling comfortable where you are.
Something had happened in your life you cant let go
and you think you havent earned it at all
But it happened so get your butt outta there!
Youre smart so dont let this happen anymore to you
. When you feel like it stand up again


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Email me, for cripes' sake!!! LoveOfHades@yahoo.com!! IT'S NOT THAT BLOODY DIFFICULT!

Top Ten Reasons I'm Outrageously Pathetic
!)> I have learned the Galactic Basic Alphabet (from Star Wars).
(> I easily fall in love with video game characters. (Carth Onasi! WOO!)
*> I have to leave for gym as soon as my watch says it's time.
&> I'm holding shift down for doing the numbers for this list.
^> I can read the Symbol font fluently. Why? Because I have no life.
%> I don't really like The Strokes, okay? Just get off my back about it.
$> Okay! I like N*Sync. And I know them by name. Shut up!!
#> I'm writing "Shut up!!" on a blog that nobody reads.
@> I'm chemically dependent on marinara sauce.
!> I have made a list detailing why I'm pathetic!!!!